A tribute 2 all d SW Engg.

Apne Project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



zindagi se hara hua hai,

par "Bugs" se haar nahi manata,

Apne application ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain , ye nahi janata,



din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin,

majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,

pc pe hazaar windows khuli hain,

par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,



satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naharaha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala,

bugs ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,

kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,

dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,



weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,

"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,

hansi udana ho to pooch lo,

"Onsite" kab ja rahe ho?



wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



kharche badh rahe hain,

baal kam ho rahe hain,

KRA ki date ati nahi,

Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,



lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



Pizza gale se nahi utarta,

to "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,

office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,

maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,



"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,

Software engg. ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,



hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,

software engg. wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,


hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,

ek fauj ki naukri, doosri software engg. ki , dono ek jaisi,



is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

career counSeLLin - y (not)2 joIn a cALL cEntEr..

1. You have not finished your studies. You know mainstream knowledge
based companies will not touch you.

2. You have just passed high school. Or failed in high school. Reason
enough to join a call center.

3. You have become senior, only by age, without any significant
experience on any industry vertical.

4. You want to get rid of your present job at any cost

5. Your MBA/Engineering/GMAT/TOEFL/GRE/MCA entrance exam result will
be out in two months. Get into a call center for the time being.

6. You have resigned from your present company and will join a new
company only after three weeks time. Get into a call center, get the
training (that is spending some quality idle time) and leave after
three weeks or whenever you feel like

7. You have been inspired by the guy who smilingly appears in a call
center recruitment ad saying he has become the VP of the company in
three years seven months and twenty five days.

8. You think call center is all about fun, frolic and chicks (pick
ups...and drops...free that is)

9. You think it's cool. How uncool it is ask the guys who have left
the industry and joined some other industry without any hierarchical
or financial gain. How cool it is, ask the guys/gals who have become
managers in quickest possible time.

10. You want to polish your foreign language skills, English, Spanish,
Polish, French, German etc. Most of the call centers impart heavy duty
training on accent, personality, process etc. A similar training
outside will cost you more than the total salary you will get here in
your short stint.

11. Because you are brainwashed by your peers.

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so friends my advice to you is never ever join a call center , you
have more knowledge and skills than wht u need for a call center,
just have some patience,
all of you will get a good job.

CHEERS,
MUNCHY....