Did you feel this way on your last day in college?

Did you feel this way on your last day in college?

Raah dekhi thi is din ki kabse
aage ke sapne saja rakhe the naajane kab se

Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane ko
zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko

par naa jane kyon ..dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai
waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai

jin baton ko lekar rote the
aaj un par hansi aati hai
na jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai

kaha karte the ..badi mushkil se dhai saal seh gaya
par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya

na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi
kisi ki party to kisi ki coffee rah gayi

meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega
sirf mera sir khane kaun mera peecha karega

jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupay ke liye kaun ladega
kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega

KAUN MERI gaadi mujse pooche bina lejayega
kaun mere naye naye naam banayega

mein ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga
bina topic ke kisse faalto baat karoonga

kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega
kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega

wo haseen pal ab kis ke saath jiyoonga
na jane kab main agle do ghoot piyoonga

aise dost kahaan milenge
jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein
par fir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein

mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga
kabhi muje kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga

kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai
kaun peeche se bula ke kahega..aage dekh bhai

movies mein kiske saath dekhhonga
kis ke saath boring lectures jheloonga

achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki tarah hansna
na jaane ye fir kab hoga
keh do doston ye dobaara sab hoga

doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge
kya hum ye fir kar payenge

kaun muje mere kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega
aur jyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layege

meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga
mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga


na jaane ye fir kab hoga
keh do doston ye dobaara sab hoga

Best of funniest "Out-Of-Office" e-Mail Auto-Reply

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Best of funniest "Out-Of-Office" e-Mail Auto-Reply

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

· You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

· Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

· I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

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and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

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For MY BEVDA FRIENDS - read dis - it's not about quittin drinkin it's about drinkin MORE..

A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a
glass
of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He
asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye
when
you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting

for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!
leave me alone! I'm married!"

Moral

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!! !!!!!!!!

Changing ADMIN Password without knowing old PASSWORD

Hi All,
I have come across a super cool trick to change the password of any user including the ADMIN.....Now a days we do have lots of accounts on our PC which comprises of ur account as well as ur brothers/sisters/bla bla bla....Now if u wanna hack into their account here is the procedure to do it without even having to know their's password.....


1) Go to command prompt n enter the command net user.
The above command basically outputs you all the accounts which the operating system(Windows) is currently holding.

2) Then try this command ---> net user 'username' *
For eg: if the username is kunal....then the command will b as follows ---> net user kunal *

3)As soon as u run the above command by hittin enter....u will b asked to enter a new password for the above mentioned user ....enter the new password....hit enter.....again confirm the new password n hit enter....

4) Dats it u r done....u have successfully changed the password of the user without even knowing his/her earlier password n all...

If this stuff has already been posted by someone else in the past then pls do ignore this post.


^^^ Windows->System32->lusrmgr
open it and click the users tab on the left pane,u'll get list of users on the right pane.now rt click any user and select Set Password.
now u'll be able to set password without knowing the prev password.