--[[mAA fIrst ROCK sOng LYRICS]]--wriTTEn by mE of CourSe

||--life is a bitch,--||
||--n am a dog,--||
||--whose goNNa fcuk liFe,--||
||--aLL liFe Long--||

||--u kNw y,--||

||--cz i ain'T goNNa take anY shit 4m u,--||
||--no mAtter wHO mayb u,--||
||--u aInt goNNa sTab me behind maa bAcK,--||
||--if u hav d BALLS stab me on mAA 6 pAck,--||
||--u sTabbeD mE in d BACk,--||
||--n gav mE a LOT f PAIN,--||
||--bUT am soRRY freAkO,--||
||--won't let u fukn dO iT ever aGAin,--||

||--u knW y?--||

||--cz,--||
||--life is a bitch,--||
||--n am a dog,--||
||--whose goNNa fcuk liFe,--||
||--aLL liFe Long--||

||--it ain't easy 2 live without u,--||
||--but if u come back nw,--||
||--i'D hv 2 golDEn word 4 u,--||
||--*** U,--||
||--cz am no lOnger a sLAvE f maa mEMOriES,--||
||--i AM d mASter of maa MERCeNaRIES--||

||--u knW y?--||

||--cz,--||
||--life is a bitch,--||
||--n am a dog,--||
||--whose goNNa fcuk liFe,--||
||--aLL liFe Long--||

-->>reSerVation<<--eH!!!

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Premji's comment on reservation:

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the
reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation
for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be
modified accordingly.


The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by
an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by an OBC player
should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be
declared as a century.


We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like
Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player.


Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 km/ hour to an OBC player.


Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.


Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an
OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.


There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and
OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians
(that can really help the country...)


Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country...)


Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country.
Let's be proud of being an INDIAN...


May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH long live...

fUnnY qUotes....mY fAvs...

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

» If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

» I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

» I’m smiling. This should scare you.

» The universe is laughing behind your back.

» Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

» I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

» A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

» I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault.

» This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

» I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.

» By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

» I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

A tribute 2 all d SW Engg.

Apne Project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



zindagi se hara hua hai,

par "Bugs" se haar nahi manata,

Apne application ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain , ye nahi janata,



din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin,

majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,

pc pe hazaar windows khuli hain,

par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,



satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naharaha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala,

bugs ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,

kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,

dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,



weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,

"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,

hansi udana ho to pooch lo,

"Onsite" kab ja rahe ho?



wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



kharche badh rahe hain,

baal kam ho rahe hain,

KRA ki date ati nahi,

Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,



lo phir se bus choot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



Pizza gale se nahi utarta,

to "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,

office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,

maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,



"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,



aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,

Software engg. ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,



hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,

software engg. wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,


hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi,

ek fauj ki naukri, doosri software engg. ki , dono ek jaisi,



is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,

Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

career counSeLLin - y (not)2 joIn a cALL cEntEr..

1. You have not finished your studies. You know mainstream knowledge
based companies will not touch you.

2. You have just passed high school. Or failed in high school. Reason
enough to join a call center.

3. You have become senior, only by age, without any significant
experience on any industry vertical.

4. You want to get rid of your present job at any cost

5. Your MBA/Engineering/GMAT/TOEFL/GRE/MCA entrance exam result will
be out in two months. Get into a call center for the time being.

6. You have resigned from your present company and will join a new
company only after three weeks time. Get into a call center, get the
training (that is spending some quality idle time) and leave after
three weeks or whenever you feel like

7. You have been inspired by the guy who smilingly appears in a call
center recruitment ad saying he has become the VP of the company in
three years seven months and twenty five days.

8. You think call center is all about fun, frolic and chicks (pick
ups...and drops...free that is)

9. You think it's cool. How uncool it is ask the guys who have left
the industry and joined some other industry without any hierarchical
or financial gain. How cool it is, ask the guys/gals who have become
managers in quickest possible time.

10. You want to polish your foreign language skills, English, Spanish,
Polish, French, German etc. Most of the call centers impart heavy duty
training on accent, personality, process etc. A similar training
outside will cost you more than the total salary you will get here in
your short stint.

11. Because you are brainwashed by your peers.

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so friends my advice to you is never ever join a call center , you
have more knowledge and skills than wht u need for a call center,
just have some patience,
all of you will get a good job.

CHEERS,
MUNCHY....