» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
» If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
» I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
» I’m smiling. This should scare you.
» The universe is laughing behind your back.
» Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
» I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
» A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
» I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault.
» This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
» I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.
» By the time you read this you’ve already read it.
» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
» I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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